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by Derrick Smithsonian. Posted on December 21, 2016

CONCERNED THAT TENS of thousands of customers just receiving an Amazon Echo device as a Christmas gift will ask Alexa questions regarding their health insurance coverage, Amazon has published a product warning for Echo users to refrain from inquiries to Alexa in this regard, based on growing numbers of incidents where the units ceased to function, began babbling incoherently, emitted groaning-like sounds, and even in a few isolated cases reminiscent of Samsung Galaxy Note 7's - caught fire.


by Sedrick Welloway. Posted on December 15, 2016

AFTER RECEIVING SUBMISSIONS from anonymous hackers that obtained proprietary Christmas wish lists from five prominent healthcare stakeholders, WikiLeaks has elected to publish them. The lists include: staff, in the spirt of Christmas giving, prepared a list of gifts they wished to take up office collections to purchase for others, with the first item being a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Smartphone for President Elect Donald Trump to do all his 2017 tweeting.


by Philip K. Lamure. Posted on December 15, 2016

A GROUP OF CONGRESSMEN were baffled when they discovered the Repeal and Replace meeting they were attending was not the divorce workshop they thought it was. A number of the congressmen grew increasingly fidgety as the meeting discussion delved into eliminating tax code provisions regarding mandates for health insurance coverage involving the Affordable Care Act.